Glacier - Bigfoot Edition in Matte Mud
Large. In Charge. Slightly Mythical.
Inspired by the legendary, blurry forest celebrity, the Bigfoot Glacier frames are built for maximum mystery and minimum squinting. Crafted with plant-based bioplastic (because all legends respect the forest), these oversized aviators feature laser-engraved wood accents and "Bigfoot Country" engraved polarized lenses that confidently whisper, "I’ve won seventeen consecutive years of Hide-and-Seek World Championships."
Every bundle includes features so bold they’re practically folklore:
🛌 Delightfully shaggy sleeping bag case
Because your shades deserve to hibernate in luxury.
🧼 Bigfoot cleaning cloth
For wiping away fingerprints, smudges, and questionable photographic evidence.
🧵 Rugged paracord eyewear retainer
So your glasses stay secure whether you’re scaling mountains… or just dramatically turning your head in slow motion.
📸 Anti-Paparazzi Technology
Not real technology. Just very intimidating energy.
Frames are Matte Mud/Bigfoot and the Lens are HD Plus Polarized Brown Fade